Targeted Cold w/ Strategic Timing
The JetPack is a Game Changer*
*reclaim your inner-warrior
*have more energy
*boost your libido
⚠️Caution: if the JetPack's effects are too strong, switch from daily use to once every few days. (yes, this really does happen)
[THE LONG VERSION]
In a minute you'll discover a secret problem all men face, but first...
The Caveman's Unfair Advantage: Cold Exposure
Survival Then...
and Now.
Your body is adapted to deal with the cold❄️ caveman style.
But in modern times we don't get cold❄️
Without cold stress your body thinks life is Easy...
and here's the problem:
Your body doesn't prepare you for challenges you don't have.
Next thing you know every day feels a little like Monday😐
So we end up sifting through:
➡️ the latest hype
➡️ top 10 life hack lists
➡️ $97 ebooks
➡️ & a bunch of self-improvement snake oil 💩
None of us expect a miracle.
But getting a real edge would be pretty awesome.
Is that too much to ask for?
💥If you want to reclaim your Inner-Warrior...
💥 Then convince your body that you're doing more than just hanging out on the couch.
The Secret Problem All Men Face:
Your Balls🍒 which Produce nearly All of Your Testosterone💪 Don't Get Enough Cold❄️!
Fun fact: Cold❄️ balls🍒 are the reason why so many guys report a boosted libido🍆 from cold showers.
Unlocking the secret:
➡️ Without the cold ❄️ your balls🍒 think life is easy & there's no reason for them to pump out more than the bare minimum hormones 💪.
➡️ Cold exposure ❄️ convinces your balls🍒 that you're out in nature's elements doing primal, caveman stuff.
➡️ In the face of cold stress ❄️ your balls🍒 work harder to prepare your body for its challenging environment.
The Critical Question...
Are Your Balls gonna work harder for you if they think you spend all day in the office...
or
if they think you're hunting caribou in the dead of winter because your life depends on it?
Makes sense, right?
👉I'm not the world's expert or a Ph.D. scientist👨⚕️ & if your doctor tells you that this is BS💩 then listen to them, not me.
🍒+❄️=💪
Do You Want...
💥More energy?💥
💥To Reclaim your inner-warrior?💥
💥To boost your libido?
Then make sure your balls🍒 get caveman cold❄️
[ Are You adventurous? ]
Level-Up w/ The JetPack cold pack: State of the Art Cold Gear for Chilling your Balls.
💥Make the Cold Your Secret Weapon💥
☝️ You can reuse JetPack over & over again, chill❄️ your balls🍒 at night🌙 and toss your JetPack in the freezer the next morning👆
⚠️Status Update: March 14, 2019⚠️
Restocked, but supplies dropping.
The JetPack: Made in Canada, Designed & Assembled in Flagstaff Arizona
- 150g, Water Based, Biodegradable Cold Gel, (a million times safer than a Chinese PVC cold pack)
- Adjustable Cord for a Snug Fit
- Storage Bag Included (Keeps a barrier between your balls & the food in your freezer😆)
- JetPack Method booklet included (learn how to get the most from chilling w/ strategic timing)
- Advanced Tactics booklet included (level-up even more)
- Inner Circle password included (gets you access to exclusive info & goodies)
Learn More Down Below👇
➡️ Learn about the JetPack Method
➡️ Get the story behind the JetPack
more 'Teste'monials
Reddit
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The JetPack Method
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Awesome
For one guy, the effects from chilling were overpowering:
[Caution: If the effects from the JetPack are too strong, dial back from daily use to chilling once every few days.]
The Primal Cold tribe has a lot of smart, dedicated people, like this guy on Reddit who didn't notice anything at first.
I told him to keep chilling & shared with him Advanced Tactics (included w/ your JetPack)
His persistence paid off.
Ball Chilling was a Bold Experiment...
...but we weren't the first guys to chill for a level-up.
Chinese Olympic swimmers are rumored to chill their balls.
Another rumor claims that in the days before steroids, Russian powerlifters iced their 'yatsas'.
#BroDoYouEvenIceYourBalls
☝️ You can reuse JetPack over & over again, chill❄️ your balls🍒 at night🌙 and toss your JetPack in the freezer the next morning👆
The Story Behind The JetPack
Cold showers were my introduction to cold therapy.
They woke me up and they did something else that a lot of guys have noticed.* My libido got stronger and I had more … swagger.
The boost was subtle, but it was there.
So I started Nerding out on the Science behind the Cold.
❄️🤓❄️
When your body is challenged with cold❄️ exposure it responds in all sorts of healthy ways.
Research shows that the cold is good for:
1. Your Brain
2. Your Immune System
3. Your body's Anti-Oxidant production
Cold Exposure also:
4. Lowers stress hormones like cortisol
5. Decreases inflammation
Check this out.
Studies show that men's T levels are higher in the winter, when it's colder and that men's T levels are lower in the summer. (6,7)
Studies also show that elevated testicle temperature decreases T production. 😟(8,9,10)
The science is compelling, especially when you consider human history...
Reconnecting w/ Your Primal Roots
For about 200,000 years humans lived as hunter gatherers, embedded in nature's harsh elements.
The modern comforts that insulate us from nature have only been around for a short time.
⬆️Survival Then⬆️
&
⬇️Now⬇️
Biologically, our bodies aren't adapted to the cozy comforts of modern life.
Your body is adapted to deal with the cold, caveman style, but in modern times our bodies don't get cold.
➡️ Layers of Clothing
➡️ Heated Buildings
➡️ A Desk Job
➡️ Laptops
CaveDude didn't have these luxuries.
It's sad, but true - modern life has stacked the deck against your balls.*
Ok, the research shows that cold exposure is all-around good for your body.
Research also shows links between warm balls and low testosterone.
I know how completely ridiculous this all sounds, but considering how much we've insulated our bodies from the natural environment, it would be a surprise if the cold didn't help your balls!
ok, getting back to the story...
Cold showers got my balls🍒 cold❄️, but not cold enough.
(Plus, it's NOT fun to take a cold shower every day.)
The boost was too subtle so I decided to take it to the next level by directly chilling ❄️ my balls 🍒.
Mad Science: Adventures in Ball Chilling
I put a cold pack on my nuts for about 10 minutes. It took some getting used to but it was no big deal.
The next morning there was a shift.
It was waaaay more of a boost than I felt from cold showers. I woke up ready to go in every sense of that word.
I moved through the day feeling leveled-up, but also in a state of disbelief because this freak experiment actually worked!
My sex drive was up & I felt energetic & assertive. I chilled again at the next night, and the next, and the next, and I haven't stopped.
🍒+❄️ leveled me up in ways that regular life-hacks couldn’t.
The Experiment Worked!
But my cold pack Sucked!
➡️ It was uncomfortable.
➡️ It didn’t have even coverage.
➡️ It was rock hard.
➡️ It was heavy.
➡️ And it chilled my dick🍆 which I didn't want.
The worst part was that it was waaay too cold!
To get the most out of this crazy ball chilling breakthrough, required the perfect nut chiller.
I tried everything:
➡️ Cold showers were only cold enough to be effective in the winter & aren't fun.
➡️ Bags of frozen peas - do you really wanna put your balls on your food?!😆
➡️ Crushed ice in a bag was NOT comfortable & too cold!
➡️ Cold packs
1) never had the right fit
2) were too cold or not cold enough
3) and smelled like chemicals cause they were made in China from PVC😷☠️
➡️ TMI: I even tried dunking my balls in ice water! 😆
Everything I tried sucked.
The Only Option was to Make a Specialized Nut Sac Cold Pack!
➡️ It had to be be 3D shaped and flexible enough to fit any guy.
➡️ It had to be comfortable.
➡️ It needed full coverage to chill❄️your balls🍒but not your dick🍆.
➡️ It had to be made from safe materials, cause a lot of cold packs are made from PVC – and you do not what to put PVC on your nuts.☠️
➡️ It had to be made in North America 🌎 to ensure a quality product.
➡️ It had to have top of the line design - cause you gotta look cool while chillin' - right!?😎
➡️ And most importantly, it needed a Goldilocks amount of cold❄️- not too little, not to much!
Discover the number of JetPack Prototypes my balls🍒 put to the test😂
(Video down below The Fine Print)
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This is it...
The JetPack: A State-of-the-Art Secret Weapon for Boosting your Balls.
🍒+❄️=💪TM
☝️ You can reuse JetPack over & over again, chill❄️ your balls🍒 at night🌙 and toss your JetPack in the freezer the next morning👆
The JetPack cold pack gives you the perfect amount of chill so you don't under do it, or over do it.
That being said, you're gonna feel the boost, because your balls have never been caveman cold before.
We all know that you can't cut corners if you're dedicated to leveling-up.
Rolling the dice🎲 by chilling your balls with a random ice pack in the freezer, is NOT safe or recommended.
The JetPack is the most advanced nut sack cold pack on the planet, and it's more than just a tool, it's a method.
Following the JetPack Method is how you turn the boost up to 11.
Use The JetPack Method:
1. Because physiologically there is an optimum time to chill ❄️ your balls🍒. [Your body makes hormones when you sleep🌙 which means the best time to send a cold stress signal to your balls is right before bed.]
2. Because chilling at the optimum time right before bed🛌 takes Zero effort & Zero time out of your day.
Here's why it's important that The JetPack Method is Easy & takes Zero time:
We all have good intentions.
We start a habit like:
👉 meditating😑
👉 going to the gym🏋️
👉 or a diet🥑
😔but then life gets in the way and we quit.😔
Because the JetPack Method is dead simple & takes zero time out of your day, you don't have to worry about quitting.😀
[ Caution: if you feel too aggressive or too horny, chill less often & don't rush into the Advanced Tactics! ]
...and that's a beautiful thing.
🍒+❄️=💪TM
"So . . . How Do You Use This Thing?!?" 🤔
(the JetPack is NOT a wearable by the way😁)
Use it at night🌙 while you're reading or messing around on your phone in bed.
1) Laying down is Best.
2) Sitting is fine.
3) This is Easy!
Pull your JetPack out of the Freezer❄️
4) Point your eggplant up.
5) Put your JetPack inside your underwear and chill for 5-10 minutes.
That's it!
👉 A copy of the complete JetPack Method comes with the JetPack (and is available inside the Inner-Circle).
👉 Get an even Bigger boost with the Advanced Tactics (included with the JetPack & also inside the Inner-Circle (password included with your order).
Follow the JetPack Method
(super easy to do)
➡️ Take it easy at first, with just a few minutes of chill time.
➡️ Work your way up to 10 minutes over the course of a week or two.
➡️ If there's discomfort, take a break for a minute or two, ok?
➡️ Keep in mind that the JetPack is already gonna get your balls 🍒 crazy cold ❄️ so don't be an over-achiever by chilling for a long time or freezing your JetPack till it's frozen solid! (a sign that it's too cold!)
➡️ Remember, the goal is to send a cold stress signal to your body.
➡️ The goal is NOT to give yourself frostbite!😆
➡️ No Pain, No Gain doesn't work here, so don't be a dum dum.
➡️ There are no heroes and no records to break🏆 in the world of ball chilling, ok?
➡️ No worries though - play by the rules and you'll be fine.
This isn't for people with short attention spans
[Primal Cold believes this so much that we only share our coolest offer at the bottom of this page.]
(The JetPack Pro pack is only for dedicated ❄️ freaks)
🔎 The JetPack Method is a long term strategy.
🔎 Make the JetPack a consistent habit.
🔎 Let the JetPack Method do its job so your balls function optimally.
🔎 Remember that the JetPack is one of many healthy habits you need to function at your peak.
🔎 Staying fit, having a clean diet, and getting plenty of sleep are all critical.
The Fine Print
Most companies save the fine print till the very end, but we're not most companies.
Primal Cold gives you cutting-edge cold exposure, but you have to decide if the cutting-edge is where you want to be. Out on the cutting-edge innovation moves faster than scientific research. We don't yet have conclusive evidence to back up the tribe's results.
You've got to decide if you trust your own experience or if you need to wait for science to tell you what's real.
There's no right or wrong path, but to join us, you've got to follow your instinct and listen to your body's signals.
Lack of research doesn't discourage me.
The JetPack's level-up is unmistakable, so l don't need science to justify this weird😀 hack.
The JetPack won't solve all your problems.
It's not our style to put out a douchey video with ripped dudes & ridiculous claims.
We don't spoon feed you bullshit.
Life still has its ups and downs - that never changes.
This is about biology, and the simple fact that your body responds to its environment.
The JetPack hasn't turned any of us into unstoppable beasts, but it's done more for me than a kale shake ever has.
Sorry for not introducing myself earlier – Hi, I'm Joel Greene.
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Breakthroughs don't come in vanilla TM
When you join a tribe of guys dedicated to leveling up on the down-low, it feels like you're in a secret club.
and the fact is...
You are in a club, because intentional doses of cold don't appeal to everybody.
The JetPack is only for guys who are 100% sold on the cold.
You gotta be completely committed to making the JetPack your secret weapon.
There's no denying that the JetPack is a weird idea.
Your bed mate is gonna laugh, but hey, if you can't laugh at yourself and get past minor embarrassment, then you're not ready for us.
That kind of embarrassment used to be a roadblock for me.
People around me were making things happen for themselves...
I Felt Powered Down.
Not Able to Do Much More Than Just Get Through The Day.
But I couldn't get out of Neutral.
Personal goals that used to excite me, became regrets for things I'd never accomplish.
I caught myself wondering "Is this really all there is?" I wanted more out of life...
...but I needed to break out of my old shell.
- How often do we just endure life's challenges, instead of tackling them?
- What about when an opportunity presents itself? Are we complacent or do we really go for it?
- When was the last time you did something spontaneous? like you used to when you were a kid?
When was the last time you let out a battle cry from the top of a mountain!?
I know the potential the JetPack holds for you, and that gets me pumped up!
I want to light a fire🔥 under you, because Life doesn't get better by accident.
Knowing about this cold hack isn't enough.
Nothing changes unless we take action.
Don't let this breakthrough slip through your fingers 'cause the Internet lured you away with a cat video.
Have you given up on getting ahead?
Me neither.
Imagine, from here on out, living every day with more vitality.
People will wonder what's gotten into you, and that's fine. Let 'em wonder.
You've already taken the first step, by knowing a secret about the cold that most people just don't get: that for peak function, your balls🍒 need the cold❄️
I want to congratulate those of you who are still reading this.
Lots of guys give up before they even start.
They don't realize that life is like a choose your own adventure book.
And with the right attitude, and the right tools, life just keeps building and getting better and better.
It's crazy to think we stand a chance of getting ahead while following the herd.
The good news is that, if you take the path less traveled, then you're already ahead of the pack.
It's up to you to reclaim the Cold, because no one can do it for you.
Only one kind of person makes it down to the bottom of this page:
- Total 100% Cold❄️ Freaks who get Primal Cold's philosophy👇
If You've Read This Far You're One Of Us
Some things are only for the
Dedicated ❄️ Freaks:
The CaveDude reminder cuff is one of these things.
It's only available with the Pro Pack & as a solo item inside the inner circle (in other words, the reminder cuff can't be bought unless you're a ball chiller).
In a world of pop-up notifications and constant distraction, a physical reminder helps you keep up the cold habit.
[CaveDude Reminder Cuff: Oiled Leather, Laser Cut & Engraved in the USA]
(Leather colors will vary from a yellow brown to a chestnut brown, but all will age beautifully with use)
(Leather colors will vary from a yellow brown to a chestnut brown, but all will age beautifully with use)
➡️ Chill your 🍒
➡️ Wear the CaveDude reminder cuff.
➡️ Join the tribe & get the level-up you deserve.
Make the JetPack your secret weapon!
Invest in the JetPack:
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The JetPack will help you be the 🏆best version of yourself🏆 or your money back!
We are 1,000% Confident that the JetPack will be Your Secret Weapon for Leveling-Up!
🍒+❄️=💪TM
If this equation doesn't ring true for you, we will offer you a full refund of the original purchase price for up to one year.
No worries and no hassle. Contact us to take advantage of our guarantee.
Chill with the JetPack for an Entire Year (!) risk-free!
Your JetPack is guaranteed free from defects for a year. If something comes up, let us know and we'll replace it pronto!
You (and Your Balls) are gonna Love the JetPack,
💥 Guaranteed! 💥
⚠️Status Update: March 14, 2019⚠️
Restocked, but supplies dropping.
Restocked, but supplies dropping.
Holy 💩!
Congrats for making it to the very bottom!
Don't be the guy who read all this & didn't take action🤦